WWII Era Genetic Experiment Runs Amok in German Countryside
29th September 2006
News reports coming out of Germany say that this massive insect escaped its underground lair sometime in the last couple of days and has been terrorizing rural areas. Witnesses claim the creature is at least 50 meters in length and can snap a person in two with its powerful jaws.
All attempts to contain the beast have proven fruitless and the German government has sent out an international plea for military aid. Large cans of Raid® are also being accepted.
















October 8th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
O_O
October 9th, 2006 at 3:11 am
It’s coming for you.